The 2012 WNBA Draft Class

The 2012 WNBA Draft Class

Area man Chris Duley is thinking that he may tune in to live coverage of the 2013 WNBA Draft beginning at 8:00pm on ESPN2, but only “if like nothing else good is on, you know?”

“Like the WNBA Draft certainly won’t be the highlight of my evening,” continued Duley. “But I’m not gonna sit there during, say, commercial breaks on The Voice or Dancing With the Stars, and pretend that there isn’t quality sports programming–featuring some of the world’s best female athletes–happening right under my nose.”

Duley says he will probably be tired after a long day at work, and he may even end up watching the draft by pure coincidence.

“I mean, what, it’s on ESPN2?” added Duley, who sometimes wonders what his life would be like if he were married to a muscular, professional female athlete, instead of his comparatively dainty, 5-foot-3 interior designer wife. “That channel is one of my presets anyway. So like, who knows? I may even just end up going to it by habit and then be too tired to reach for the remote again.”