Tech: Noise Canceling Headphones Fail to Drown Out Screams of Murder Victims, Consumers Dissatisfied
In the aftermath of a shooting spree yesterday in which six people were brutally murdered on a public street, many bystanders who witnessed the event are claiming their noise canceling headphones failed to drown out the even the smallest shrill cry for mercy.
CAMBRIDGE, MA- According to a recent study conducted by the Meteorological Research Team at Harvard University, rain is not actually the tears of the Almighty Being, God.
NEW YORK, NY- A large crowd of thousands of people has inexplicably erupted in NYC’s Time Sqaure to rally for “Four More Years” of something. The crowd, which reportedly began as just a few average looking people, has slowly grown into a mighty force.